P. G. Wodehouse

On the occasions when I have met Ukridge's Aunt Julia, I have felt the curious illusion of having just committed some particularly unsavoury crime and - what is more - of having done it with swollen hands, enlarged feet and trousers bagging at the knee on a morning when I had omitted to shave.

A Bit of Luck for Mabel (1940)

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