P. G. Wodehouse

He then turned to the subject of the clock . . . ``My father bought it many years ago. He took it everywhere with him.'' Here . . . I might have [asked] . . . him if his parent wouldn't have found it simpler to have worn a wristwatch.

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves (1963)

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